1. “There are vegans, macrobiotics, and a new group, flexitarians, who eat meat if not too many people are watching.”

    “I was hoping the people of the world might be united by something more interesting, like drugs, or an unarmed struggle against the undead.”

    “Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto.”

    “Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.”

    “Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.”

    Are you as excited for David Sedaris’s new book as we are?

     
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  3. Mama Makes Up Her Mind & Other Dangers of Southern Living by Bailey White

    So funny, so Southern! I read chapters of this book aloud to anyone who’ll listen.

    — Kerri

     
  4. Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris

    “A staff favorite for any and all times of the year. These holiday tales of retail Hell made Sedaris a literary sensation and one of the great humorists of our time.”

     
  5. Have you made any shelf-sacrifices lately?

     
  6. How’s your librido?

     
  7. Have you encountered a bibliopotamus?

     
  8. Has this happened to you?

     

  9. "I knew it was just a rough draft, but it was still my work, and it was bad. It was in that moment of defeat that I thought about other writers’ suffering. I wasn’t the only one who had shitty drafts. Everyone had shitty drafts. I took solace in the fact that every book I’d ever read probably looked like the sheet of crap in front of me at some point. There was no trick to it. A draft is a draft is a draft, and it’s shit."
    — Paul Laudiero, Shit Rough Draft
     

  10. Gems from Nick Hornby

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    On autobiography:

    “There are things I know about having had that experience, but I don’t think that’s quite the same as writing autobiographically. I used what I knew.“

    “You can get a pretty good idea of what an author is like from a thriller or a science fiction novel. There’s going to be politics in there; there’s going to be a sense of humor or a lack of sense of humor; there’s going to be warmth or not. You’re always going to reveal yourself through your writing. It’s impossible not to.”

    On humor:

    “It seems to me there’s probably nothing you can’t do in a funny book that a heartbreaking book is doing. You can write about exactly the same stuff. You just try not to deny people hope and enjoyment at the same time.”

    “Every book is demanding to be read in someone’s leisure time. Even if you’re writing a biography of Stalin, there is a sense in which you have to craft it and make it as readable as you can.”

    On screenwriting:

    “It’s comparable, and you can feel that you’ve done a pretty good draft and be pleased with it. The way in which it’s not comparable is in the end it’s nothing to do with you; whereas writing, everything is you. If something gets published, it’s your work. Maybe an editor has helped you, but they couldn’t really say it was their work. In a movie, the words are just a starting-off point. The part that people are actually interested in is everything that comes after that, as in actors and directors”

    Read the interview here.

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