1. My brother just moved to Portland, Oregon and we were texting about his move. I remembered that I might have some coupons for Powell's book store in Portland but honestly didn't feel like touch typing any more so I used the speech to text. Um...

    1. Me: Oh! If you're looking to get some books I may have some Powell's coupons.
    2. Speech To Text Translation: Oh! If you're looking for some birthday sex I may have some power tools.
    3. Nailed it.
     
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